Toast and Jam

Posted by Leslie | Friday, April 24, 2009

Toasting. It marks the best part of any drink -- a full glass. It’s what sets happy hour apart from a coffee break. It’s been practiced since the beginning of time. And, you can’t argue with that kind of tradition.

The guys at The Ferm are notorious toast’ers. These toasts tend to be a bit long-winded, but always unforgettable. Riddled with inside jokes and Nintendo references and even a rap –- the bar for these pseudo-planned, man-love declarations has been set pret-ty pret-ty pret-ty* high.

My dad’s got one solid toast for all occasions –- “To us.” This European guy at work prefers “Cin Cin.” But, neither felt right for the blog. So, here’s to cellar temperature wine, beer out of the tap, and short blog posts. Cheers!

*Curb Your Enthusiasm, silly. I bet Larry David gives a wicked toast.

4 comments
  1. SirRon April 24, 2009 at 10:00 PM  

    The Nintendo Advantage was a revolutionary video game controlling device.

    Signed,
    -The Toast

  2. Anonymous April 24, 2009 at 10:28 PM  

    Just got back from wine and food affair and introduced to "The Ferm". What the hell....?????
    Mom Jan

  3. K Dub April 26, 2009 at 7:06 PM  

    There should be a rap in every speak made by man. Tales of love-making, petty crimes and proclaiming the size of one's organs are some topics to be included.

  4. Leslie April 27, 2009 at 9:30 AM  

    Hey there, Johnny Inappropriate. Your mom reads the blog.